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alt.books.tom-holt Frequently Asked Questions
Nick Boalch (n.g.boalch@durham.ac.uk)
Version 2.0.1 (February 27, 2003)

>> This ASCII text version of the alt.books.tom-holt FAQ is compiled from
>> LaTeX source and loses a certain amount of formatting and emphasis in
>> the translation. The FAQ is available in other formats which do not lose
>> these features, including DVI and PostScript, or you can compile your own
>> version from the LaTeX source into whichever format you require. See
>> section 6.2.2 for details of where and how to obtain these files.

>> This Usenet version of the FAQ has the quoting character ">" added before
>> each section heading, so that they will be marked out, particularly in
>> newsreaders which colour quoted sections of messages.


> Contents

1 - What's new & to-do list
    1.1 - What's new since the last update?
          1.1.1 - New from version 2.0.0 to version 2.0.1
          1.1.2 - New from version 1.3.0 to version 2.0.0
          1.1.3 - New from version 1.2.9 to version 1.3.0
          1.1.4 - New from version 1.2.8 to version 1.2.9
          1.1.5 - New from version 1.2.7 to version 1.2.8
          1.1.6 - New from version 1.2.6a to version 1.2.7
          1.1.7 - New from version 1.2.6 to version 1.2.6a
          1.1.8 - New from version 1.2.5 to version 1.2.6
          1.1.9 - New from version 1.2.4 to version 1.2.5
          1.1.10 - New from version 1.2.3 to version 1.2.4
          1.1.11 - New from version 1.2.2 to version 1.2.3
          1.1.12 - New from version 1.2.1 to version 1.2.2
          1.1.13 - New from version 1.2.0 to version 1.2.1
          1.1.14 - New from version 1.1.5 to version 1.2.0
    1.2 - To-do list

2 - About Tom Holt
    2.1 - Biographical information
    2.2 - Bibliography
          2.2.1 - Novels
          2.2.2 - Verse
          2.2.3 - Omnibus editions
          2.2.4 - Short stories
          2.2.5 - Collected short stories & amalgamated drivel
          2.2.6 - Anthologies featuring Tom Holt
    2.3 - Contacting Tom Holt

3 - About the newsgroup
    3.1 - When was the newsgroup created?
    3.2 - Are there any rules on the newsgroup?
    3.3 - Does Tom Holt post here?
    3.4 - What, /the/ Tom Holt?

4 - Frequently asked questions
    4.1 - Who is Tom Holt's cover artist?
    4.2 - Why are some books copyrighted to Kim Holt?
    4.3 - How do we address Tom Holt?
    4.4 - What are the future/forthcoming books?
    4.5 - Why are so many characters called Jane?
    4.6 - Are there any Tom Holt websites?
    4.7 - What about other online Holt-related resources?
    4.8 - What's all this about earwigs?

5 - Mistakes
    5.1 - The Flying Dutchman
    5.2 - Maria's Desk

6 - About this FAQ
    6.1 - Who to blame
    6.2 - Obtaining the FAQ
          6.2.1 - Plain text
          6.2.2 - LaTeX, DVI and PostScript
          6.2.3 - HTML
    6.3 - Copyright notice


> 1 - What's new & to-do list

> 1.1 - What's new since the last update?

> 1.1.1 - New from version 2.0.0 to version 2.0.1

  Lots of lovely updates. Moved the details for "Little People" from section
  4.4 to section 2.2.1, and added details for "A Song For Nero" and "The
  Portable Door". Added details for "Divine Comedies" (the third Tom Holt
  Omnibus) to section 2.2.3. Added details for "The Tom Holt Omnibus 4" to
  section 4.4, along with some new remarks from Tom. Added details of the
  short story "The Jerk who Fell to Earth" to section 2.2.4 (thanks to
  Simon Haynes).

  Updated the URL for Paul Bines's Tom Holt website (finally!). Added URL
  and details for TomHolt.com.

  The URLs for accessing the FAQ have changed: but versions other than plain
  text are not yet available. I'm not made of free time, you know! :)

> 1.1.2 - New from version 1.3.0 to version 2.0.0

  The Great Version Renumbering. All previous versions of the FAQ are now
  prefixed with the version code "1", so the version previously referred to
  as "2.7" is now "1.2.7". The change has been made to avoid arbitrary
  changes in the initial version number.

  Updated the information for "Falling Sideways" and moved it to section
  2.2.1, since it's now been published. Added the ISBN for the paperback of
  "Nothing But Blue Skies". Added the ISBN for "Little People".

> 1.1.3 - New from version 1.2.9 to version 1.3.0

  New URLs for obtaining the FAQ -- the old ones should continue to work for
  a while thanks to the wonders of .htaccess, though. Added a new mistake as
  section 5.2 -- thanks to SHS, who actually sent me this in May 1999!

> 1.1.4 - New from version 1.2.8 to version 1.2.9

  Finally put in a proper description for Paul Bines's Tom Holt page (thanks
  for your patience, Paul!).

> 1.1.5 - New from version 1.2.7 to version 1.2.8

  Updated the information for "Nothing But Blue Skies" and moved it into
  section 2.2.1, since it's now been published. Updated section 4.4 with
  some more information about "Falling Sideways" and details of "Little
  People". Added ISBNs for the paperback versions of "Olympiad" and
  "Valhalla" to section 2.2.1.

> 1.1.6 - New from version 1.2.6a to version 1.2.7

  Added the Copyright notice. Added the "X-Disclaimer" header (to the Usenet
  version). Altered the "Summary" header (in the Usenet version). Added some
  more information about the "The Flying Dutchman" error to section 5.1.

> 1.1.7 - New from version 1.2.6 to version 1.2.6a

  Tidied up some formatting and fixed some errors in the source that caused
  problems when translating into text and HTML. More spelling and grammar
  errors came to light and were fixed.

> 1.1.8 - New from version 1.2.5 to version 1.2.6

  The FAQ has now been entirely converted to LaTeX, so it can now be
  generated in all the necessary formats from just one source file. As you
  can imagine this makes my life immeasurably easier. I also took the
  opportunity to correct some spelling and grammar errors.

> 1.1.9 - New from version 1.2.4 to version 1.2.5

  Replaced the bare URLs in section 4.6 with brief descriptions of the
  contents of each website. Fixed all the bugs I inadvertently introduced in
  version 2.4 while fixing all the previous bugs :)

> 1.1.10 - New from version 1.2.3 to version 1.2.4

  Added several Tom Holt related web pages to section 4.6. Removed the
  parenthetical commentary from all of section 4, because it was beginning
  to really annoy me and because it made any of my comments that were over a
  paragraph long look really silly. Added URL for the newsgroup's control
  message & charter to section 3.2. Spaced the contents nicely. Did some
  tidying of grammatical, spelling and layout errors. Added information
  about the #holt IRC channel.

> 1.1.11 - New from version 1.2.2 to version 1.2.3

  Things about earwigs. Don't ask. Also considered adding things about
  trifles but decided to wait, pending further investigation.

> 1.1.12 - New from version 1.2.1 to version 1.2.2

  Updated section 4.4 with details of what Tom is /actually/ working on
  currently, as opposed to what he was working on a year ago. Also moved the
  "Tom Holt Omnibus 1" from section 4.4 to section 2.2.3 because it's now
  been published. Clarified section 3.2 so you don't have to go looking for
  the charter in the control message. I've now also verified all of the ISBNs
  in section 2.2 (at long last!).

> 1.1.13 - New from version 1.2.0 to version 1.2.1

  Updated section 2.2, moving various books previously listed incorrectly
  under 'forthcoming' to the Bibliography, and updating their ISBNs. Added
  the "Tom Holt Omnibus 1" to section 4.4. Changed some URLs. Fixed the
  Posting-Frequency auxiliary header so it's actually correct.

> 1.1.14 - New from version 1.1.5 to version 1.2.0

  The FAQ has just received a total update, resulting in the new version
  number 2.0. All the URLs have been checked and altered, and information
  about newly published and forthcoming books has been added to sections 2.2
  and 4.4. The FAQ is now being autoposted from MIT, so should be out every
  month on a regular basis, rather than when I remember it.

> 1.2 - To-do list

  No outstanding issues.


> 2 - About Tom Holt

> 2.1 - Biographical Information

  Tom Holt (i.e. Thomas Charles Louis Holt) was born in London on the 13th
  of September 1961, and studied at Westminster School, Wadham College,
  Oxford, and the College of Law. He produced his first book, "Poems by Tom
  Holt", at the age of thirteen, and was immediately hailed as an infant
  prodigy, to his horror.

  At Oxford Holt discovered bar billiards:

    When I was at university there was a pool table in the room behind the
    bar. We found that if we stuffed newspaper in the pockets, we could play
    all day for free. So we did, when we should have been working. The result
    of all this indolence was that when we came to take our final exams, the
    boys & girls who'd avoided the bar and stayed in the library working like
    hell all passed with flying colours; while the rest of us, who'd done
    nothing but play pool and have a good time, also passed with flying
    colours. So let that be a lesson to you.

  At once he changed from poetry to comic fiction, beginning with two sequels
  to E. F. Benson's "Lucia" series, and continuing with his own distinctive
  brand of comic fantasy in (so far) nineteen books. Among those he has
  written two historical novels set in the fifth century BC, the
  well-received "Goatsong" and "The Walled Orchard", and has collaborated
  with Steven Nallon on "I, Margaret", the (unauthorised) autobiography of
  Margaret Thatcher. Among his favourite authors are Damon Runyon, Ernest
  Bramah, and P.G. Wodehouse (in that particular order).

  Thinner and more cheerful than in his youth, Tom Holt is now married to
  Kim, and lives in Somerset together with their daughter. Since he is an
  amateur engineer, among those items that bring joy into his life are two
  major things: his Myford ML7 and Bridgeport universal mill, and with these
  fine lathes he produces (according to himself) huge piles of iron filings.
  His interest in music is filk music, medieval music, and classical jazz.
  B. de Ventadour, G. d'Ussel and B. Marti (all French) are his three
  favourite bards from the 12th century.

  And one last startling revelation: Before getting a real job as an author
  Tom used to be ... wait for it ... a tax lawyer. No comment by me on this,
  but see also section 4.2 ;)

> 2.2 - Bibliography

> 2.2.1 - Novels

  "Lucia in Wartime" (1985)
    ISBN 0-060-55003-1
    ISBN 0-333-40247-2

  "Lucia Triumphant" (1986)
    ISBN 0-060-96196-1

    Sequals to E.F. Benson's "Lucia" series. Both are now sadly out of print
    but occasionally become available at booksellers.

  "Expecting Someone Taller" (1987)
    ISBN 1-857-232181-3

    All he did was run over a badger - sad, but hardly catastrophic. But it
    wasn't Malcolm Fisher's day, for the badger turned out to be none other
    than Ingolf, last of the Giants. With his dying breath, he reluctantly
    handed to Malcolm two Gifts of Power, and made him ruler of the world.

    But can Malcolm cope with the responsibilty? Whilst averting wars,
    plagues and famines, he also has to protect himself against gods,
    dwarves, valkyries and other nefarious manifestations of the Dark Ages -
    none of whom think he is right for the job...

  "Who's Afraid of Beowulf?" (1988)
    ISBN 1-857-23196-1 (pb)

    Well, not Hrolf Earthstar, for a start. The last Norse king of Caithness,
    Hrolf and his twelwe champions are woken from a centuries-long sleep when
    Hildy Fredriksenn, archaeologist of the fairer sex, finds their grave.
    Not only that, Hrolf decides to carry on his ancient war against the
    Sorcerer-King.

    In a mixture of P.G. Wodehouse, Norse mythology and Laurel and Hardy,
    Hildy and her Viking companions face such perils as BBC film crews,
    second-rate fish and chips and the Bakerloo Line in their battle against
    the powers of darkness.

  "I, Margaret" (1989)
    ISBN 0-333-49776-7 (pub. Papermac)

    The unauthorised autobiography of Margaret Thatcher, as told to Steve
    Nallon with Tom Holt.

  "Goatsong" (1989)
    ISBN 0-312-03838-0

    "Goatsong" is out of print in a single edition, however the new edition
    of "The Walled Orchard" contains "Goatsong" as well.

  "The Walled Orchard" (1990/1997)
    ISBN 0-751-52138-8 (pub. Warner)

    This new edition of "The Walled Orchard" also contains "Goatsong".

    Athens is at the middle of her golden age; Pericles is busy building the
    Parthenon, Sophocles, Euripedes and Socrates are writing words which will
    live forever, and Eupolis is hearding goats on Parnes. Unfortunately,
    Athens is also embarking on the Peloponnesian War, which she will
    eventually lose...

    The hero is Eupolis, weary, cynical and believing only in comedy. The
    heroine is Athens, at the height of her schizophrenic glory. A startling
    mixture of comedy and tragedy, "The Walled Orchard" is the poignant,
    charming story of their turbulent relationship.

  "Flying Dutch" (1991)
    ISBN 0-356-20111-2 (pb)
    ISBN 1-857-23017-5 (hb) (out of print)

    It's amazing the problems drinking can get you into. One little swig from
    the wrong bottle and you go from being an ordinary Dutch sea-captain to
    an unhappy immortal, drifting around the world with your similarly
    immortal crew, suffering from peculiary whiffy side effects. Worst of
    all, Richard Wagner writes an opera about you.

    Little does Cornelius Vanderdecker, the Flying Dutchman, suspect that a
    chance encounter in an English pub might just lead to the end of his
    cursed life, one way or another...

  "Ye Gods!" (1992)
    ISBN 1-857-23016-7 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23080-9 (pb)

    Being a hero bothers Jason Derry.

    It's easy to get maladjusted when your mum's a suburban housewife and
    your dad's the Supreme Being. It can be a real drag slaying fabulous
    monsters and retrieving golden fleeces from fire-spitting dragons, and
    then having to tidy your room before your mum'll let you watch "Star
    Trek".

    But it's not the relentless tedium of imperishable glory that finally
    brings Jason to the end of his rope; it's something so funny that it's
    got to be taken seriously. Deadly seriously...

  "Overtime" (1993)
    ISBN 1-857-23039-6 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23126-0 (pb)

    Only in a Tom Holt novel can you discover the relationship between the
    Inland Revenue, the Second Crusade and God's great plan to build starter
    planets for first time life forms...

    It all started for Guy Goodlet somewhere over Caen. One moment he was
    heading for the relative safety of the coast, aware that fuel was low and
    the Mosquito had more than a few bullet holes in it. The next, his
    co-pilot was asking to be dropped off. This would have been odd if Peter
    had still been alive. Since he was dead, it was downright worrying.

    But not quite as worrying as when Guy found himself somewhere in the High
    Middle Ages - rather than in 1943 - in the company of one John de Nesle.
    Unsurprisingly, Guy's first thought was to get out and home sharpish. But
    then he saw John's sister, Isoud, and somehow found himself agreeing to
    help John, also known as Blondel, in his quest to find Richard Coeur de
    Lion...

  "Here Comes The Sun" (1993)
    ISBN 1-857-23125-2 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23187-2 (pb)

    The sun rises late, dirty and so badly in need of a service it's a
    wonder it gets up at all. The moon's going to be scrapped soon and a new
    one commisioned - but then, they've been saying that for years...

    All is not well with the universe, and though there's a hell of a tidying
    up job to be organised after some carelessness with earthquakes and tidal
    waves, surely it's crazy to get mortals to run the show? Things may be
    bad, but isn't that going to extremes?

    The irrepressible Tom Holt hits the mark yet again with a dazzling foray
    into fantasy ... of the hilarious kind.

  "Grailblazers" (1994)
    ISBN 1-857-23192-9 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23191-0 (pb)

    'The Holy Grail and the Wholly Inept'

    Fifteen hundred years have passed and the Grail is still missing,
    presumed ineffable; the Knights have dumped the Quest and now deliver
    pizzas; the sinister financial services industry of the lost kingdom of
    Atlantis threatens the universe with fiscal Armageddon; while in the
    background lurks the dark, brooding, red-caped presence of Father
    Christmas.

    In other words, Grailmate. Has Prince Boamund of Northgales (Snotty to
    friends) woken from his enchanted sleep in time to snatch back the Apron
    of Invincibility, overthrow the dark power of the Lord of the Reindeer
    and find out exactly what a Grail is? And just who did do the washing-up
    after the Last Supper?

    Take a thrilling Grailhound bus ride into the wildly improbable with Tom
    Holt.

  "Faust Among Equals" (1994)
    ISBN 1-857-23265-8 (pb)

    'Well I'll be dammed...'

    The managment buy-out of Hell, wasn't going quite as well as planned. For
    a start, there had been that nasty business with the perjurors, and then
    came the news that the Most Wanted Man in History had escaped, and all
    just as the plans for the new theme park, Eurobosch, were under way.

    But Kurt 'Mad Dog' Lundqvist, the foremost bounty hunter of all time, is
    on the case, and he can usually be relied upon to get his man - even when
    that man is Lucky George Faustus...

    Exuberant, hell-raising comedy from Holt at his inventive best.

  "Odds & Gods" (1995)
    ISBN 1-857-23266-6 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23299-2 (pb)
    ISBN 0-001-04889-9 (audio casette)

    'Odds and Gods - a simply divine comedy'

    It's a god's life ... at the Sunnyvoyde Residential Home for retired
    deities. Everlasting life can be a real drag when all you've got to look
    forward to is cauliflower cheese on Wednesdays.

    For a start, there's a major techincal problem with the thousand-year-old
    traction engine which has been lovingly restored  by those almighty
    duffers Thor, Odin and Frey ... the damn thing actually goes.

    And then there's Osiris, pushed one tapioca too far by a power-crazy gods
    on with friends in very smelly places, and forced to set out on a quest
    which will test his wheelchair to the very limits.

    Only one thing might save the world from an eternity of chaos ...
    dentures. It's true. Honest to god.

  "Djinn Rummy" (1995)
    ISBN 1-857-23329-8 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23363-8 (pb)

    'In an aspirin bottle, nobody can hear you scream.'

    Outside an aspirin bottle, however, things are somewhat different. And
    when Kayaguchiya Integrated Circuits III (Kiss, to his friends), a Force
    Twelve genie with an attitude, is released after fourteen years of living
    with two dozen white tablets, there's bound to be trouble.

    Take, for example, Jane. All she wanted was to end her miserable life in
    peace, with a minimum of fuss, in the privacy of a British Rail waiting
    room, but now she's got herself a genie for company. Lucky old Jane.
    Lucky, that is, until the apocalypse rears its ugly head.

  "My Hero" (1996)
    ISBN 1-857-23365-4 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23387-5 (pb)

    'Sharp, sparkling and seriously funny'

    Writing novels? Piece of cake, surely ... or so Jane thinks. Until hers
    start writing back. At which point, she really should stop. Better still,
    change her name and flee the country. The one thing she should not do is
    go into the book herself. After all, that's what heroes are for.
    Unfortunatly, the world of fiction is a far more complicated place than
    she ever imagined. And she's about to land her hero right in it.

  "Paint Your Dragon" (1997)
    ISBN 1-857-23433-2 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23456-1 (pb)

    The cosmic battle between Good and Evil ... But suppose Evil threw the
    fight? And suppose Good cheated?

    Sculptress Bianca Wilson is a living legend. St George is also a legend,
    but not quite so living. However, when Bianca's sculpture of the patron
    saint and his scaly chum gets a bit too 'life-like', it opens up a whole
    new can of wyrms ... The Dragon knows that Evil got a raw deal and is
    looking to set the record straight. And George (who cheated) thinks the
    record's just fine as it is. Luckily for George, there's a coach-load of
    demons on an expenses-paid holiday from Hell who are only too happy to
    help him. Because a holiday from hell is exactly what they're about to
    get.

  "Open Sesame" (1997)
    ISBN 1-857-23476-6 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23556-8 (pb)

    Just because he is a character in a book, Akram the Terrible doesn't see
    why boiling water must be poured over his head again. Meanwhile, Michelle
    gets a shock when she puts on her Aunt's ring and her computer and
    television start to criticize her for past misdemeanours.

  "Wish You Were Here" (1998)
    ISBN 1-857-23555-2 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23687-4 (pb)

    It was a busy day on Lake Chicopee. But it was an eclectic bunch of
    sightseers and tourists that had the strange, local residents rubbing
    their hands with delight. There was Calvin Dieb, the lawyer setting up
    the property deal, who'd lost his car keys; there was Linda Lachuk, the
    tabloid journalist who could smell that big, sensational story; there was
    dumpy Janice DeWeese, who was just on a walking holiday but who longed
    for love. But most promising of all, there was Wesley Higgins, the young
    man from Birmingham, England, who was there because he knew the legend of
    the ghost of Okeewana. All he had to do was immerse himself in the waters
    of the lake and he would find his heart's desire. Well, it seemed like a
    good idea at the time.

  "Only Human" (1999)
    ISBN 1-857-23693-9 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23949-0 (pb)

    A gag about God regarding the pursuit of happiness as something to be
    done with a fly-swatter resulted in this book.

    Something is about to go wrong. Very wrong. What do you expect if the
    Supreme Being decides to get away from it all for a few days, leaving his
    naturally inquisitive son to look after the cosmic balance of things? A
    minor hiccup with a human soul and before you know it you're on the road
    to chaos.

  "Alexander at the World's End" (1999)
    ISBN 0-316-85058-6 (hb)
    ISBN 0-349-11315-7 (pb)

    This is the sequal to "The Walled Orchard" and "Goatsong".

    The story of two men, one of whom conquered empires, one of whom tackled
    the drainage problems of a small village. Their paths crossed only
    briefly, but the encounter changed their lives forever. The first was
    Alexander the Great, the second, Euxenus, philosopher and tutor to the
    young Alexander.

  "Snow White and the Seven Samurai" (1999)
    ISBN 1-856-23898-2 (hb)
    ISBN 1-857-23988-1 (pb)

    Once upon a time (or last Thursday, as it's sometimes known) the wicked
    Queen had a fully functioning, if antiquated, Mirrors system, and all
    was well in the kingdom. Then the humans hacked in and the system failed.
    Fairytales may never be the same again...

  "Olympiad" (2000)
    ISBN 0-316-85390-9 (hb)
    ISBN 0-349-11316-5 (pb)

    Two thousand, seven hundred and seventy-six years ago, a group of men
    ran between too piles of stones, and invented history. The first ever
    Olympic Games in 776 B.C. were apparently so memorable that all Western
    chronology is based on them. But all we know about them is the name of
    the man who won the race. Over two and a half millenia later, it's about
    time somebody told the story.

    Tom writes:

      "Olympiad" is my two cents' worth for the Millennium;  I got the idea
      when I realised that we only think it's going to be 2000 next year
      because the Christian church fixed the date of the birth of Christ in
      accordance with the Roman system of recording history by time elapsed
      since the (mythical) foundation of Rome by (two brothers who never
      actually existed, called) Romulus and Remus, which in turn was fixed by
      reference to the  Greek system of recording history by time elapsed
      since the (legendary) foundation of the Olympic Games by (the entirely
      fictitious half-god half-human hero) Hercules in 776BC (except, of
      course, it wasn't 776BC then, it was the First Olympiad, only it
      wasn't, because there were no records at all in 776BC, since writing
      wasn't even invented till about fifty years later...); in other words,
      our entire concept of history is based on misunderstandings of some
      very old fairy-tales, which is what prompted me to make up some more
      untrue history, as if there wasn't enough already. Basically, it's a
      book about lies, legends and historical fact, and how there's really
      nothing to choose between them.

  "Valhalla" (2000)
    ISBN 1-857-23983-0 (hb)
    ISBN 1-841-49042-3 (pb)

    "Valhalla" is about a bunch of people who get what they deserve in the
    afterlife... more accurately, it's about the way we see ourselves, and
    the problems we create for ourselves by not facing up to who we really
    are. Actually, it's about 22 cm x 14 cm x 3cm, assuming you're buying
    the hardback.

    When great warriors die, their reward is eternal life in Odin's great
    hall, Valhalla. But Valhalla has changed and like any corporation has
    adapted to survive. Unfortunately nothing could have prepared it for the
    arrival of currently-dead cocktail waitress Carol Kortright, who is not
    at all happy.

  "Nothing But Blue Skies" (2001)
    ISBN 1-841-49040-7 (hb)
    ISBN 1-841-49058-X (pb)

    This was listed in previous versions of the FAQ as "The Portable Door",
    which was the working title.

    There are very many reasons why British summers are either non-existent
    or, alternatively, held on a Thursday. Many of these reasons are either
    scientific, dull, or both - but all of them are wrong. The real reason
    is, of course, irritable Chinese Water Dragons; of which estate agent
    Karen is one.

    Tom writes that this is about "love, authoritarian government and the
    British love/hate relationship with their bloody awful weather".

  "Falling Sideways" (2002)
    ISBN 1-841-49087-3 (hb)
    ISBN 1-841-49110-1 (pb)

    From the moment Homo Sapiens descended from the trees, possibly onto their
    heads, humanity has striven for civilization. Fire. The Wheel. Running away
    from furry things with big teeth. All would be testament to man's
    ascendancy; if one man didn't believe every civilization is actually run
    by frogs.

    Tom writes that this is "a simple love story about a boy, a girl, cloning
    and the true meaning of kissing frogs, a gentle, sentimental love story
    about a man and the frog (make that frogs) of his dreams".

  "Little People" (2002)
    ISBN 1-841-49116-0 (hb)
    ISBN 1-841-49185-3 (pb)

    "I was eight years old when I saw my first elf"... and for unlikely hero
    Michael it wasn't his last. Michael's unfortunately (but accurately) named
    girlfriend Cruella, doesn't approve of his obsession with the little
    people, but the problem is, they won't leave him alone.

    The working title of this novel was "Here be Dragons". Tom writes:

      With luck it'll be a grim battle between good and evil fought out
      against the stark backdrop of the British shoe industry. Most of the
      characters are six inches tall, if that makes it any clearer.

  "A Song For Nero" (2003)
    ISBN 0-316-86113-8 (hb)

     History tells us that in 69 AD, at the ripe old age of 32 and on hearing
     that General Glaba's forces were closing in, Nero fled his palace in Rome.
     He stabbed himself in the throat with a pen and was trampled to death by
     horses in a muddy ditch. His last words were, 'What an artist dies with
     me'. But there is another possibility: Nero did not die in that ditch, but
     somebody who looked very much like him did. This gives Nero the
     opportunity to start a new life in pursuit of his first love: music. But
     there's a problem - Nero is being pursued by two people who have reason
     to suspect he is still alive - one wants him dead, the other is a
     passionate fan of his dreadful music and wants his genius recognised .

  "The Portable Door" (2003)
    ISBN 1-841-49158-6 (hb)

    Starting a new job is always stressful (particularly when you don't
    particularly want one), but when Paul Carpenter arrives at the office of
    J.W. Wells he has no idea what trouble lies in store. Because he is about
    to discover that the apparently respectable establishment now paying his
    salary is in fact a front for a deeply sinister organisation that has a
    mighty peculiar agenda. It seems that half the time his bosses are away
    with the fairies. But they're not, of course. They're away with the
    goblins.

> 2.2.2 - Verse

  "Poems By Tom Holt" (1973)
    ISBN 0-718-11181-8

    Tom's "Infant Progidy" poems, published when he was at the tender age of
    twelve. Now out of print.

  "Bitter Lemmings" (1997)
    ISBN 1-870-82438-5 (spiral) (pub. Beccon Publications)

    An anthology of Holt's filksongs. 39 songs including some wicked second
    and third level filks. All to well known folk/filk tunes, so no music
    provided.

> 2.2.3 - Omnibus editions

  "Tom Holt Omnibus 1" (2000)
    ISBN 1-841-49025-3 (pb)

    "Flying Dutch" (q.v.) and "Faust among Equals" (q.v.) collected together
    in one volume.

  "Tom Holt Omnibus 2" (2002)
    ISBN 1-841-49133-0 (pb)

    "My Hero" (q.v.) and "Who's Afraid of Beowulf?" (q.v.) collected together
    in one volume.

  "Divine Comedies // Tom Holt Omnibus 3" (2002)
    ISBN 1-841-49145-4 (pb)

    "Here Comes The Sun" (q.v.) and "Ye Gods!" (q.v.) collected together in
    one volume.

  "Expecting Beowulf" (2002)
    ISBN 1-886-77836-1 (hb) (pub. New England Science Fiction Association)

    "Expecting Someone Taller" (q.v.) and "Who's afraid of Beowulf?" (q.v.)
    collected together in one volume.

> 2.2.4 - Short stories

  "Igor" & "The God Who Came to Dinner"

    Two short stories, available absolutely free from Calle's Tom Holt
    website at .

  "The Jerk Who Fell to Earth"

    This short story was published in issue 3 of the Andromeda Spaceways
    Inflight Magazine. Website at .

> 2.2.5 - Collected short stories & amalgamated drivel

  "Holt, Who Goes There?" (1998)
    (no ISBN) (pub. British Fantasy Society)

    'Be afraid ... be very afraid ... as you enter a Neverland of Tom Holt's

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